Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Not KOSHER!...In Vivi Land



14 March 2012

Dear RV Diary,

Well the engineer came back for his second walk through and to make sure all the things on his “to do” list were accomplished. I promise you I completed all that was asked and did it with pride…
He was not impressed with…The amount of hot water that was NOT coming out.

Back story: My home was built in 1982, thus it has an old boiler. And in my honest opinion, just because something is old doesn’t mean it doesn’t work. In fact it works perfectly, just the way it did the day it was created…In 1982.
It has had yearly upkeep and is a beast but it’s the heart of my home…I hear its mighty roar and I know I will be warm! Oh, I’m sure if I had the $10,000 dollars lying around I could update with a fancy computer controlled new fancy “Auto-2000.” But I don’t, never did…So with proper maintenance, the new younger owners who undoubtedly come from the “Give me NOW generation,” should have many years left of a wonderful beast that will keep them snuggly warm…IF they take care of it.

I don’t know for sure, but having met the engineer for the first time ever in my life, yesterday…I think he came from a privileged family, and he was condescending to no end…The perfect storm for the perfect a$$&*#@.

I will cut through all his arrogance and snubbing everything and get to the good part….

SO, as he complained sitting on the side of the bathtub with the water on…He put his hand under the water and complained it was cold. (Uh, yah, I don’t have “On-Demand hot water,’ and I have never known anyone that has, guess that’s what I get for being the unprivileged poor who grew up in the woods of Alaska). In his bitching and trying to explain to me (because I was obviously and ignorant woman who grew up in the woods), why there was no hot water, I heard my beast kick on (*giggle*), so after he was done “schooling” me on the mechanics of how  hot water works (thanks be to Jaysus he did, without his VAST knowledge I may never have known what hot water was)…I SWEAR to you…He then turned around and stuck his hand back under the running water…and burnt the ever loving PI$$ out of his hand.
He slammed off the water and angrily snarled: “NO, this is not good!”
I looked him dead in the eye and politely asked:

“Would you like some burn cream for your burn from my non hot water?”

 He was unamused with my forest-person sense of humor.

After that he talked some crap about the real estate company I chose to represent me and then left after telling me he wants to know right away what the buyers think of the “cold water situation.” 

What a Jack-A@@!

So I called my realtor and my realtor then told me that the buyers are freaking out over buying a house with no hot water…

Hmmm, something’s not kosher in Vivi Land (my spidey-sense are tingling)…..

Either the buyers want more money from me, which they will NEVER get…OR….The engineer is in it with the buyers and trying to get a “Free NEW “Auto-2000” out of me….OR…SOMEBODY is stirring the S%&t-pot and I think it’s the arrogant engineer.

I will figure it out here in about 2 hours when my realtor comes over to find out what the issue is with the hot water.

Hmmmm, something’s not kosher in Vivi land….I will get back to you on this matter RV Diary.

Love,
~Vivi


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